Sky Sports

I feel like the Sky Sports pisstake on Mitchell and Webb... All the counting all the time. Counting, counting, counting, each count mattering massively to someone somewhere, presumably.

Here's what I'm talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c

Curse the assfaces in South Tipperary, they're just a compass point away from me, and yet they're finished already. Elected are some guys who love to be TDs apparently...

Nah, I'm kidding - the breakdown for South Tipp is as follows:
Seamus Healy (Independent), Tom Hayes (Fine Gael) and Mattie McGrath (Independent). Fianna Fail could have put Jesus Christ and David Bekham in there and they'd not have got a seat. We're properly bitter are we Irish...

Except...

We love the little guy. The underdog. The downtrodden. We love them, because we love being them. Tomorrow morning there'll be fifty thousand Independents elected to the Dail, and they'll all decide to become Fianna Fail just 'cause they feel bad on them. And we'll all probably support them. Expecially if they play sport. We love sporting underdogs. We hated Rocky when he was an arrogant twat. We love soccer players like Robbie Keane - the little engine that couldn't...

I wonder if Robbie Keane would vote Fianna Fail...